I was so unbelievably offended and flabbergasted that I couldn’t think of anything to say other than, “Wait, what?”.
PROUDLY UNLADY LIKE SINCE 1984.
I just want to go to this guy’s house with a beer and smoking a cigarette and fart in his chair while sitting with my legs uncrossed and showing off my new tattoos and then when his wife comes home I want to put on some porn and have sideways sex with her while screaming HAIL SATAN.
^^^BEST PLAN EVER.
I CAN’T BELIEVE A THING A POSTED GOT SO MANY NOTES